EXCLUSIVE! HOODOPERA #1: THE FIRST EPISODE

"FOOLISHA'S VISIT"

She wanted to @fuckSiergio
She would give a leg to @fuckSiergio
Her momma wanted to @fuckSiergio
Even her auntie tried to @fuckSiergio
But when the town found out that there was a line to @fuckSiergio
Siergio was removed and placed into a condo downtown Alaska. That still didn’t stop her.
She traveled though snow to @fuckSiergio
She fought off ice lions, snow bears and penguins just to @fuckSiergio
That’s how bad she wanted to @fuckSiergio
When she finally made it to the condo. She had to break into the door just to get to him
There he was…eating a box of Popeyes chicken!
2 thighs, a biscuit and some red beans and rice to be exact.
She then introduced herself “Hi, im Foolisha”
Siergio smiled and said “Ive heard about u” she replied “I hope all good things”..
Siergio said “Nah. Lol. But I’m not judging you”
Foolish explained her adventure to Siergio. “I had to fight my way here. I even offered a leg” he was in shock. He replied “For me, just to @fuckSiergio”
She replied “Yes, its all I’ve ever dreamed of”. Siergio put his head down in dismay.
He couldn’t believe she went this hard over him.
You see Foolisha was from Foolanta, Ga..so she hadn’t been exposed to much..only apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur..
She knew that he was high class and she also knew that he was an hot topic!

Foolisha was wearing a leather Cat suit from 579..she spent her last 5 dollars on that outfit..so Siergio offered her some of his popeyes..
Foolisha ate that food like she had never eaten before.
This made Foolisha fall deeper in love with Siergio.
Siergio then offered her a towel and soap!
She enthusiastically hopped in the shower..She cleaned everywhere..she even hand washed her Chinese Slippers with the baby heel
She hopped out the shower in hopes that he was waiting for her..naked..ready..thirsty
First she turned on Trey Songz “READY” album..but becuz she knew that iergio was a thug, she turned Gucci Manes latest album on to set the mood
She turned the boom box up as loud as possible so that the neighbors wouldn’t hear her scream his name!!
“She said happily “Siergio, I have a surprise for you”
To Foolisha’s surprise Siergio wasn’t there…
She stood there in a baby phat lingerie piece that she got from Family Dollar and her Chines Slippers with the baby heel….
Anguish filled Foolishas Mind..she was furious..she really wanted this to be the time she finally got to @fuckSiergio
She waited ..un patiently!
Foolisha tried so many things to take her mind off of Siergio..so she checked face book..she contantly checker her twitter..
Foolisha was so bored and angry..she even checked MYSPACE..(wow!!!!!)
You see Siergio had business to take care of because he had just got promoted at Mcdonalds so he was making some pretty good money
He had been flipping so many burgers that day, he had completely forgot that he left a stranger in his condo
There was 2 hours left into his shift
His coworkers could tell that something was really bothering him. Siergio forgot that his girlfriend had keys to his condo
What would Gabanna think of this? Would she try to fight Foolisha? Would she pour bleach on his clothes like she did the last time?”
Siergio loved Gabanna but things weren’t going that good between them. You see Gabanna was a stripper at Queen City in the west end of FOOLANTA.
She had won the last 14 ass & tittie shake contest..so she was bringing in hella fucking money
Gabanna really wasn’t use to nothing because she had a tough upbringing while in Detroit. Foolanta Georgia was a huge come up for her..
Gabanna would often times remind Siergio of how broke he was and about how much the WEED MAN REALLY WANTED TO FUCK HER…
“Siergio the weed man likes me..and thee only reason Im not fucking him is becuz I love u”..Gabanna would constantly remind Siergio
Siergio was worried, very worried about how things were goin to end up if Foolisha got caught in the condo by Gabanna (birth name Ashley)
Back at the condo..Foolisha had been worn out..she prepared a cake..cleant Siergios white Air Force Ones with tooth paste and she changed his sheets.
Gucci was still on repeat but her exhaustion wouldn’t allow her to stay awoke!
And then..the phone rings
The house phone had a Lil Wayne ringtone..so it really didn’t register in Foolishas head that it was the house phone..so she rolled over
The phone rang and rang and rang..”
The phone rang some more “
And some more “Bitch
The Caller wouldn’t give up..so Foolisha answered the phone..(horror sound effect)
“Hello, who the fuck is this” Foolisha said. (As if it was her phone)..”Who the fuck is this Gabanna replied.
“Bitch you called me!” Foolisha said, forgetting that the phone was Siergios & that she hadn’t paid her bill in months so her phone was off..
Gabanna FURIOUSLY replied “Ma’am I called my man phone Siergio? What bitch is answering his phone? Hello? Hello?
Foolisha felt like shit..she didn’t know what to do with herself. She had completely forgotten that the phone was Siergios

“Girl Bye”..Foolisha said confused.
As she hung the phone up. It all made sense to her..
She thought it was her cell phone because her cell phone had the same ringtone as Siergios house phone Lil Wayne “Im going in”
Words cant explain how angry Gabanna was..so she called back..Foolisha answered..”Hello?”//and before she could apologize..

Gabbanna said “O bitch im on my way there now!!” and hung the phone up
Foolisha was scared out of her mind
So many thoughts ran through her mind
What did Foolisha get herself into?
Would she leave the house now without ever getting to @fuckSiergio?
Would Gabanna come to the condo and whoop Foolisha’s ass?
Or would foolisha have to whoop Gabannas ass (birth name Ashley) like she did that Ice lion?
What would happen between Foolisha and Siergio?
Will someone end up dead, in jail or hurt badly?
Would Foolisha ever @fuckSiergio?