EXCLUSIVE! HOODOPERA #2: THE Second EPISODE (the lost file)

She wanted to @fuckSiergio
She would give a leg to @fuckSiergio
Her momma wanted to @fuckSiergio
Even her auntie tried to @fuckSiergio
But when the town found out that there was a line to @fuckSiergio
Siergio was removed and placed into a condo downtown Alaska. That still didn’t stop her. She traveled though snow to @fuckSiergio

It was snowing like crazy at this point..
Children were out playing and busting innocent bystanders in the face with the snow balls.
You see in this part of Alaska there was a lot of violence, drug affiliation and thrift stores.
The thrift stores was were Siergio got his latest fashions and also where he had got some of his furniture for the condo.
A car pulled up to Siergio’s condo…it was a blue 99 Honda..with 20’s..partial tented windows. And the license plates read “FuckDis09”

Gabanna had been renting the Honda from Borrow-A-Car.com

Gabanna wasn’t alone. Of course she really didn’t know anybody in Alaska.

But one of her baby daddies sisters lived out there, randomly and also her home girl Mercedeez had came with her to vacation in Alaska.

Queen City had given everybody time off due to remodeling. They were creating a “Spend A lot” room..so everybody was free to chill.

Gabanna was excited about that because she was really tired of working 8 days out of a week. Her motto was “If Im not shaking my ass, then im not getting no cash”

She loved that motto so much she even had it tatted right across her left breast, under Siergios name.

Mercedeez and Gabbana had grown very close due to working so much.
Working at Queen City wasnt just shaking yo ass..or riding a pole and getting alot of dollars tossed at u every nite...

To them, this job was a profession...men traveld thousands of miles to see them asses.

You see it was something about that ass tattoo that Gabbanna had on her ass.
It was a bunch of Hershys kisses , from her ass to her thigh with sprinkles on it..
She had gotten this tattoo Spring Break 2009 in Decatur Ga..where she spent most of her spring breaks..

“Bitch close the door”…Gabanna yelled to Mercedeez. “Gurl, look we need to get in here grab that hoe and go”..Mercedeez said.

“Yea girl, all the bitches get in free tonite at Club Blunt..so we do gotta be in and out”…Strawberry insisted.

Strawberry was the sister of Gabannas first 5 kids father. So they were like blood. They had been through a lot together. Strawberry was only 17 and pregnant with her 6th child.

She had decided to move to Alaska because rent was much cheaper and the government had promised her that if she moved there..

She would receive a pretty good check for each of the kids monthly. So she packed her shit and left Detroit.

“Don’t forget the camera Strawberry cuz this shit needs to be televised” Gabanna said frantically.

They approached the door. Suprisingly it was unlocked.

They walked in. “Come out bitch. Lets go. All that shit you was talking” Gabanna said.

“Bitch lets go. You talking shit to my brothers baby momma, was sup?..Strawberry said.

To their surprise there a Chinese lady walked out the bathroom “Wah fuck u want”….

The lady looked familiar to Gabanna “O shit Ms. Lee. Wrong apt. Damn sumbody must’ve switched the numbers upside down again. Siergio lives in apt 6”

Miss Lee said “Yea, no nothing for you. My house. Go bye. You leave. Better weave. Need better. Come to my beauty supply”

The ladies were very offended they thought that their matching Nicki Minaj hairstyles were nice.especially after they had paid so much to get them done at hotel party they went to last night.

“Bye Ms. Lee. Merry Christmas to you too” Gabanna said.
“No Merry Christmas bitch, you leave now” Miss Lee said as she slapped her door in anger.

The ladies rushed out the apt. They approached Siergios condo..

Gucci’s album was still being played loud. (Foolisha was still setting the mood so that she could @fuckSiergio)

Gabanna used her key to get in.

Foolisha was standing in her baby phat lingerie piece and Chinese Slippers with the baby heel.

“Let me explain, its not what you think” Foolisha said.
Foolisha loved Baby Phat so much she even had the cat tatted on her left thigh....
“Bitch then wat is it? Drop the butter knife. You was talking all that tough shit on the phone” Gabanna said.

Strawberry held the video camera up to capture the dispute.

The other two ladies walked up closer to Foolisha.

But to Foolishas luck…there were several knocks at the door.

Knock..knock..knock…

“Who is it” Gabanna said.

“it’s the police” Gabanna quickly opened the door.

“Yes we received a call about the loud music. Whose the owner of this condo”

“I am” Foolisha and Gabanna said at the same time.

“I am” a voice came from down the hall.
“Hi, Im Siergio Jackson, owner of this condo” Siergio said.
“Are u related to Michael Jackson?” the police said.
“Yea, were actually second cousins” Siergio said.
“Wow. Man I have all of his albums, I know how to moon walk and everything”…the police insisted.
“Sir, im sorry about the music, it wont happen again” Siergio said..as he closed the door in front of the thirsty ass cop!

“Baby I can explain it all. You see this girl came from Foolanta and she didn’t have anywhere to stay so I let her crash here. Its not what you think” Siergio explained.

“Girl that niggas fucking lying. Niggas aint fucking shit. Lets beat this bitch ass” Mercedeez said.

Mercedeez really didn’t like men too much. She had been trashed by men.
She had her last 7 boyfriends name tatted on her arm. So she had been through a lot of ups and downs with men.

Foolisha says “Bitch so you brought those hoes here to jump me”

Gabanna “No bitch. I brought these hoes to film you getting you ass whipped so we can post this shit on worldstarhiphop.com hoe!…

And then the car alarms goes off….

Sirens going off….

Loud noises

Siergio rushes to the window…to his surprise

It’s a man dressed as Santa clause holding a brown paper bag…breaking into Gabannas Honda!!!

They all rushed outside…

“Wtf, is wrong with u dude” Siergio says as he pulls him away from the car..

“Santa clause stealing cars now” Siergio says.

“Nigga I wasn’t stealing this car, I was tryna get that radio face, Im tryna get a muthafucking drink niggggggga”..the Santa Clause says stumbling over the snow on the ground.

“Aw shut the fuck up” a little boy from across the street says as he and his buddys snow ball the fuck outta Gabanna, Santa Clause, Siergio, Foolisha, Strawberry and Mercedeez.

“Somebody get that little shit”..Gabanna runs after the little boy.

The boys all run away…laughing at how dumb Gabanna looks laying in the snow with capris and plastic wedge heels.

“Guys its Christmas. We shouldn’t be out here”…Santa Clause says as he too runs away from the car.

“Fuck this. Siergio fuck you. Fuck this shit. Fuck this condo..and fuck that bitch” Gabbanna says embarrassed as she and her girls hop in the Honda.

She drives off. And Siergio stands there in the middle of the street.

Lost for words and cant believe that the woman that he loves and cares for is gone…

Him and Foolisha walks back into the condo…

UNFORTUNATELY....THE REST OF PART TWO WAS LOST IN A CAR CRASH IN FOOLANTA GA....

WE DO KNOW THAT ONCE FOOLISHA AND SIERGIO WALKED BACK INTO THE CONDO...THINGS GOT HEATED...

GABANNA WENT TO THE STORE TO TAKE A PREGNACY TEST..
SHE THEN WANTED TO SHARE THE NEWS WITH SIERGIO..
SHE RUSHED TO HIS CONDO..
AND THERE HE AND FOOLISHA WAS.........................................................


PART 3 COMING SOON! CHECK IT OUT AT TWITTER.COM/FUCKSIERGIO